Name: hEMbo
Pronouns: She/Her
Age: ~158 (dog Years)
Likes: almonds, curses, gooze
Dislikes: The wizard council, great fairies, wands made of pine and birch

Behold! I am hEMbo, but you may call me Em, or Embrosius, and I was once a door-to-do vacuum salesman. I has been many centuries since I last felt human, however, and now I feel much more like a wisp of smoke....... My current hobbies include figuring out how to turn gold BACK into iron (made too much gold back in the alchemy rush of '06), breeding purple flies (please excuse the smell of rotten meat emanating from my laboratory, tis their daily bread), and learning to make ever more complicated shapes with the fireball spell (the shape I am currently mastering: dragon throwing up like a cat).